Thursday, December 11, 2008

Hillmomban Wisdom

Here are some Hillmomban sayings that we use around the Mansion.

Don't count your chickens...before HH puts them in a six-foot high dog pen without a roof.

Early to bed, and early to rise...makes you the parent your sons will despise.

The early bird...has the job of feeding the dogs and cats.

If you lie down with dogs...they will fart in your face.

One man's trash...will fill up a sinkhole might fast if you don't keep an eye on him.

A fool and his money...will go to the flea market every Sunday.

Still waters...are a breeding ground for mosquitoes.

The squeaky wheel...comes off the trailer and passes you up in the median.

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