Thursday, October 15, 2009

Random Thought Thursday 10-15-09

People piss me off.

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If I hide in a box in the attic, will people think I fell out of a helium balloon and leave me alone?

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The new white Miss Hampton University is in some hot water for writing a letter to the President asking him to visit her college and talk about diversity. How dare she! The President is a busy man! He doesn't have time to travel about the country willy-nilly, speaking about diversity. What was she thinking?

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The Obamas went to church!!! It's true! They went to church on October 10. And guess where they finally found a church, after looking for a whole 11 months for a church that would fit their needs? Right across from the White House! Who knew? I'm sure that took a lot of careful consideration, what with two young children to bring up. You can't have them going to just any church, now can you? Wouldn't want them exposed to anything controversial.

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Did you hear about the mom who was afraid her 400-pound teenage son would be taken away from her because...well...he weighs 400 pounds? Plus he has diabetes and high blood pressure, and just maybe he wasn't taking his medicine and going to the doctor regularly. That poor woman. She has four kids and no job and she admits that she just "...wasn't there for him." Where the f*** WAS she? No job and four kids, and not there for him, and just what puts that truckload of food he eats every day on the table? Oh, but the mom wants to know, "When am I gonna get a break?" I'd say she's had one all these years, not working and having four kids that apparently are not going hungry. And I wonder how she pays for living quarters with no job. Don't you?

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People piss me off.

9 comments:

Kathy's Klothesline said...

I know exactly what you mean. All those patrons who pull into my park after I am asleep and leave before I wake up to avoid paying to stay. These people are usually driving the most expensive rigs. I especially appreciate the ones who run over the post with the power and water hook-ups in their haste to leave....

So glad the first family ahs found the first church. Heaven forbid that would have to mix with riff-raff!

DeadpanAnn said...

That story about the "balloon boy" really pissed me off. WTF? He was up there for FOUR EFFING HOURS while everyone looked for him, and he had no clue they might be hunting him? And they're one of those reality show whore families?? Suspicious, if you ask me. Not as bad as growing a 400 pound teenage son, but still kinda fishy.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Kathy,
Sounds like a good, sound gate is in order. So what if the paying people want out? They can wait until you roll out of bed.


Miss Ann,
Let's hoist that 400-pound boy into a balloon and try to launch it. That would make a good reality series.

Chickadee said...

My hubby thinks the helium balloon incident was staged by the father. I really haven't kept up on the event because it was so fricking stupid. But I did see enough clips of the father from the wife swap show that he was on that I'm thinking my husband may be on to something.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Chick,
I think so too, after that little Falcon throwing up twice when asked about that 'show' comment. And the video of the dad releasing the flying saucer, and kicking the ground.

DeadpanAnn said...

This morning I read an article saying charges are being filed and they can now prove that it was a hoax designed to make them more marketable for reality shows.

I really feel sorry for that kid, being told to lie, then being so nervous that he threw up. Maybe he actually has a conscience, unlike his asshole father.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Miss Ann,
I watched the press conference. That sheriff dude made all of us bitter, prayin' gun-clingers look pretty smart. Seems they have plenty of evidence to charge the pappy for his shenanigans. You know, so he won't be able to shenan. Again.

Stewed Hamm said...

I predict they'll get their dream, and be featured on a reality show... Unfortunately for them, it'll be an episode of COPS.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Stewyouspeakthetruth,
You speak the truth.