Overheard in the hall outside the teacher workroom, the bantering of freshmen after school.
Hey, Big Shoulders is pregnant.
No I'm not.
Concussor said so.
I'm surprised he didn't just tell her she had big pecs.
Hey, that was an honest mistake. I thought that's what biceps were called.
Don't you know that you can't comment on Big Shoulders' appearance?
Except to say that she has big shoulders.
I was just repeating what Concussor said.
I didn't say she was pregnant.
You said she was showing.
She said she was strong, and I said "It shows."
See what I have to put up with?
Welcome to my world, Big Shoulders. It's one big ol' Mad Hatter's tea party.
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