Tuesday, July 22, 2008

More Current Events With Mrs. HM

What's with this girl who 'lost' her toddler? Where is little Caylee? Beats me, seems to be the opinion of her mother and grandmother. I can not believe anything that the grandma says, either. Are we to believe that her 22-year-old daughter lives with her, and she never had an inkling that something was wrong when she hadn't seen her 2-year-old grandaughter in a month? Wouldn't YOU know that your grandbaby who lived with you was not sleeping in your house every night? What is with these people? And the first thing you do when your daughter says that the babysitter has her, is to get on MySpace and see if anybody knows anything? Give me a freakin' break! They are all covering something up. Including the daughter's attorney. Now the grandmother says to let out the daughter so she can help police find her daughter? Um...maybe she's not so good at that, since the child has been missing for A FREAKIN' MONTH! Don't give her bail. Lock her up and throw away the key. She has just been convicted in the court of public opinion by Mrs. Hillbilly Mom, judge, jury, and future executioner.


Poor guy fell down a well. Guess Baby Jessica's 21 years of fame are up. I saw this dude's rescue live on FOX. He was a big guy. How did he fit in an 18-inch pipe? They said he was butt first, jackknifed, with his elbows pressed against his knees, and couldn't move his appendages. Bummer. But how did he fall in? I wouldn't think he would be in that position unless he went in backwards. Hm...was there horseplay on the job site, and some joker pushed him? I bet we never find out. What's with these Texans and their wells?


John Edwards? John Edwards? Who knew he was such a Lothario? Not me! Can you believe he has a mistress and a love child? It must be true, people. It was in The National Enquirer. But I must confess that when I first read something about this on a gossip site (not cite or sight, mind you) that I thought it was about psychic John Edward. Some scandal about him being caught red-handed at a Beverly Hills hotel. At first, I thought he was faking his psychic readings. I mean faking them so bad he got caught. Then I thought maybe he was busted with a young boy. Not that I believe John Edward swings that way, or is a pedophile, but that something is a little bit off about him. Imagine my surprise when I discovered the man in question was Senator John Edwards.


Sherri Shepherd, one of the looney tunes from The View, told a Black Christian women's magazine that once upon a time she was: " sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count . " To which commenters at a certain internet site wittily replied: "That's good, because if you have too many kids, they are hard to keep track of, and one might fall over the edge." And: "Sherri Shephard is a good person. Just last week, she donated $1200 to a New York school so they could buy flat globes for the classrooms." You see, Sherri is the one on The View who said she thought the world was flat.


If you are Britney Spears, it is probably not a good idea to think that your own back yard is private. So private that you can stand around in your bikini with your son and let him have a cigarette. Because somebody in a tree somewhere is going to catch sight of you, and sell your soul to the New York Post.


Mrs. Hillbilly Mom. Citing all the news that's not fit to print, but people print anyway, and tempt her into current events.

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