That's APATHETIC. Don't try twistin' my typin' for your own sordid jokes, people. I'm in the summer doldrums that settle over the Mansion when it's too darn close to back-to-school time.
There's nothing in the news that interests me much today. I don't care that aging hipster doofus Matthew McConagay (as called by Chelsea Handler) sold his baby-birthin' story to OK! magazine. Maybe he can use the profits to buy a shirt and some deodorant. Other things I don't care about, in no particular order, are:
*A baby bear called 'Li'l Smokey' who burned the soles off his feet in a wildfire
*The city of Chicago's big gun buy-back weekend, $100 per gun
*77-year-old syndicated columnist Bob Novak running over a pedestrian while driving his black Corvette to work in Washington
*Miley Cyrus auctioning a Red Carpet date
*Christian Bale whacking around the women in his family (allegedly)
*Estelle Getty's bucket-kicking
*The world's first unpregnant man's exclusive baby pictures in People magazine (take THAT, McConagay!)
*Kid Rock's $1000 fine for a fight in Waffle House
*iPhones are selling for $1000 on eBay
The only thing that halfway piqued my interest was that somebody tried to crash BObama's overseas party.
Thank the Gummi Mary, tomorrow is Random Thought Thursday.
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