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The NEW home of the OH SO PRETTY Hillbilly Mom, nestled in the heart of DoNotLand, where the Gummi Mary appeared on a plate of melted Gummi Bears and was unceremoniously half-devoured by a DoNot, and dumped in the wastebasket. The excitement of that day was rivaled only by the New Year's Day trip to Save-A-Lot, where a woman followed Mrs. Hillbilly Mom, stroked her arm, asked if she was married, and declared, "You are SO PRETTY."
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- Hillbilly Mom
- I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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3 comments:
I miss you!
Do you have raccoons in Missouri? Read this--
http://www.myhattiesburg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51000
Kathy,
The first step is admitting the problem. Good to know that I have become habit-forming. I will gladly participate in an intervention, if necessary. Candy Finnegan can find me right here at the Hillbilly Mansion.
Miss Ann,
Of course we have raccoons. In Missouri, not in our petting zoo. HH used to go coonhunting when he was a kid, until, as he said, "I looked up to find the coon that dog had treed, and it threw an acorn and hit me in my good eye!"
Raccoonologist H also said that when he worked in the city at Tower Grove and Chouteau, some of his workmates talked about buying coons down at Soulard Market. But they said they wouldn't buy one if it didn't have a paw left on it, because some people tried to sell cats as coons.
There. Now you know more than is necessary about Missouri raccoons.
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