Let's take the night off, shall we? Because Mrs. Hillbilly Mom is still diseased, and tasted not one whit of her homemade vegetable-beef soup, or the Snickers that she declared was dessert. She has no energy to punch up her blog idea of 'Political Olympics'. Here is how far she got before abandoning this most scathingly brilliant idea:
Schedule of Events
misspeaking
mudwrestling with a pig
denouncing and disowning
flag pin adorning
calling the wife a "C-word"
flipping the opponent the bird
combing your own hair
pig lipstick application
public speaking
faux presidential seal design
house-counting
card-playing
wife-cheating
feigning outrage
surviving torture
community organizing
drug-taking
plane-crashing
birth certificate forging
flip-flopping
basketball
That's all I've got. The way I see it, the pig comes out the winner.
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The NEW home of the OH SO PRETTY Hillbilly Mom, nestled in the heart of DoNotLand, where the Gummi Mary appeared on a plate of melted Gummi Bears and was unceremoniously half-devoured by a DoNot, and dumped in the wastebasket. The excitement of that day was rivaled only by the New Year's Day trip to Save-A-Lot, where a woman followed Mrs. Hillbilly Mom, stroked her arm, asked if she was married, and declared, "You are SO PRETTY."
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2 comments:
I think you should consider re-naming your card-playing competition. Your title implies that there are several cards, and the order in which they're played will give the most skillful player a victory. In truth, there's only one card, and everyone's in a race to play it.
Therefore, I submit that it henceforth be called "Sharptoning." I also submit that "henceforth" is a fun word to work into a sentence, and that everyone should try it more often.
Stewforyou,
All right. I will re-name the card-playing. And each time a card is played, the player must shout, "Henceforth!" before taking his turn.
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